Already a laughing stock among world leaders, President Donald Trump expanded on his ill-planned border wall between Mexico and the USA, with the added caveat that he wants sections of the multi-billion-dollar project to be see-through.
However, this did little to close the gap between the $5 Billion Trump insists on getting from U.S. tax payers for his wall, versus what Congress is willing to allow in any proposed budget needed to bring an end to the current government shutdown.
In early December 2018, Trump announced in front of the press that he would take full blame for a government shutdown. In fact, Trump said he would be “proud” to force more than 420,000 federal employees to work without pay if he didn’t get his wall.
Since that time, Trump has tried blaming Democrats for the shutdown with no explanation as to why this would seem logical considering that the Republicans held a majority in both the House and the Senate.
Rikki Lee Travolta has emerged with a viable solution to get Trump the see-through wall he desires without spending more than $1 Billion. In exchange for $1 Billion Rikki Lee Travolta insists he can hire the largest collection of mimes ever assembled and place them along the border. Mimes are well known for their invisible wall talents.
“Building a wall of mimes is the most brilliant idea I’ve ever heard with my big boy ears. I’m like, smart and a stable genius. Even though I went bankrupt six times, I still know a great deal when I hear it,” stated Trump. This quote was confirmed according to the same irrefutable source that President Trump used to confirm that the President Obama’s house is surrounded by a 10-foot wall.
“Vladimir Putin will be so proud of me,” continued Trump. “Having mimes at the border proves I only colluded with Russia sometimes!” This quote was confirmed according to the same well-researched source that President Trump used to confirm that he is the most popular president ever.
With the adoption of the Mimes Along the Border Plan, Trump seeks to be a hero for ending a government showdown that never needed to happen.
If the mime plan works, White House contacts have confirmed that Trump will next want to install a similar border between Canada and the U.S. in order to keep Americans from defecting to Canada. Upon further review it was found that these comments came from in “A” White House, not necessary “The” White House.
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